You decide. Is it…

A. From Japan or B. From the UK?

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/95470p-86440c.html

USA Today ran a headline (below) “Fast-food chains face warning — Must post addiction notices.”

A new law? Nope. Just aggressive reporting. Seems a law professor at George Washington University is sending out his own demand to McDonalds, Burger King, et al.

Maybe if you send some letters to Congress demanding that they show some intelligence, you can get a headline, “Congress Faces Warning: Smarten Up!”

According to U.S. Senate resident genius Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), the entertainment industry should find a way to destroy the computers of people who illegally download music.

Of course, first Congress would have to exempt the music industry from penalties — you know, in case they destroyed someone’s computer by mistake. But according to CNN…

Brilliant.

There are just so many problems here…

Surprise.com offers and odd suggestion for someone interested in the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team. (Click the picture for a full-size version.)

And I thought the Bloomin’ Onion was cool. Comes now the OctoDog, which turns any frankfurter into a octopus. Behold:

President Bush yesteday became the first person to fall from a Segway — a vehicle designed to be inherantly stable and easy to control. “I didn’t think it was possible,” said Segway inventor Dean Kamen. “We’ve had trained monkeys riding these things for months without a problem.”

According to the San Jose Mercury News, to control its fire-ant populations, South Florida officials are releasing, I kid you not, decapitating phorid flies that apparently exist specifically to decapitate fire ants.