gnomic says:

I can’t wait for the TSA to start groping cancer survivors. I hope there is video of the hapless TSA officer getting strangled with a pink ribbon.

Boy, I feel so much safer.

Andrew says:

“Hapless”?

gnomic says:

Clueless? As in 20 of 21 terrorist recommend TSA. No, hapless.

They are being told what to do by a bunch for freakin’ idiots. And I doubt if you or I would be any more charitable after having to put up with hordes of irate, abused passengers 8 hours a day, knowing that nothing I do is really effective, but expecting the blame when the next plane gets blown up.

Not hapless. No control, no meaning, no appriciation, no hope. Hopeless.

Frankly, I admire thier restraint. I’d probably go postal and kill everyone with my shoe and a Diet Coke just for the irony of it.

Leland says:

Where do I apply for the job of official TSA boob inspector?

Len says:

Get ready for your preflight xray. Think about how much cocaine sumgglers bring in to the country in their stomachs. Substitute explosives for the cocaine and well lets not think about that too much.