Something You Never Want to Overhear
Posted 07/21/03
“It’s been three days now and there’s still no toilet paper or soap in the men’s room.”
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Reality Check
Posted 07/18/03
Decide for yourself:
“Hunting for Bambi” — Is it real or isn’t it?
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And a Bottle of Rum
Posted 07/14/03
(Click for a version you can actually read.)
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Must Be the New Model
Posted 07/9/03
Seen on our bulletin board:
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Next Time, Ask for “Well Done”
Posted 07/8/03
I wonder how Arby’s will explain this. Eew.
(Although it doesn’t have the visual impact of the infamous McChicken Head:)
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Define “Best”
Posted 07/7/03
They’re dog biscuits, for chrissakes.
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Better than the Best
Posted 07/7/03
What’s one better than the maximum? The grammarian says, “Nothing.” The folks at Rayovac have another idea.
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Ooh, Slick
Posted 07/7/03
According to CNN:, the fangtooth’s two big bottom teeth…
…are so long that, when the fish closes its mouth, they slide into two upper sheaths running along the sides of the fish’s brain.
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A New Bit of Writing
Posted 07/3/03
I wrote letter to the editor of the Dispatch last night. Here it is.
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