Women drivers

I think it’s common knowledge that men are better drivers than women. But we didn’t know quite how bad those durned females are.

A new study from some Saudi Arabian universities — their accuracy unquestionable — found that 50 percent of all traffic accidents are caused by women, despite the fact that they’re not allowed to drive.

Quoth the news story:

According to the studies, reasons behind road accidents involving women are usually caused by their lack of knowledge of road traffic rule and regulations. Some actions include opening the car door without paying attention to on-coming traffic is common. Marital quarrels are another main although overlooked reason.

I’m glad to see that, when the study found an accident was caused by a “marital quarrel,” the authors put the blame where it belongs: with the women. Because, as we all know, women are at fault in 100 percent of those.

Our friends the Saudis. [sigh]

Note to the dense: This is sarcasm. Sheesh.
Note to the observant: This entry came and went and came again. I know. I had some odd Movable Type problems. (That’ll teach me to experiment on my personal blog for work.)