At Coca-Cola it’s Christmas, not Hanukkah
I called a local Coca-Cola Bottling Company office to speak to one of the vice presidents.
“Merry Christmas, Coca-Cola,” the receptionist answered. (I did not think quickly enough to wish her a Happy Hanukkah in return.)
The VP wasn’t in, so I got his voice mail. In it, he reminded people that Christmas was approaching, to buy presents (including Coke products, of course), and this:
This Christmas, let’s remember why we’re celebrating: the birth of Jesus. Also make sure we keep our troops in our prayers — they’re fighting for our freedom. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
Addition: I called the local Pepsi office and got, “Good afternoon and thank you for calling Pepsi/Dr Pepper…”











braine says:
Hello, duh, who do you think funds that sleigh and all those presents? Christmas ain’t cheap. That’s why they’re allowed to have Santa all over their bottles. You are so unwise in the ways of marketing synergy, grasshopper.