Search phrases

Published 4/20/06

Every now and then my friend Eric posts a list of some of the phrases people are searching on that bring them to his site. I thought I’d try the same.

Some are just odd:

if you do something once get away do it again till caught
how do i make my 12 yr old cousin let me touch her privates
stevie nicks voice mails
jennifer aniston and invitro fertilization
what is the prognosis for advanced prostate cancer with boney secondaries
bill nye waco moon
mein kampf dvd cover
george pompidou european hospital
the headless cat

Some I like to see, because there’s a good chance they found what they were looking for:

childrens songs over in the meadow
is it legal to post pictures of someone else on a personal website
program toyota from valet key
j. orlin grabbe
by rocket to the moon
anything to oil
april fools game toy

And some are simply funny:

doom 3 xbox fucking annoying and impossible
andrew kantor is an idiot
smurf porn
marmot or beaver
hellish porn portal (two people searched on that!)
argh

The Fray

2 responses (add yours)

Miranda says:

All those search terms look like spam subject lines. I have a friend who wrote a song based on spam subject lines. He finds them fascinating. I do too for that matter.

April 21st, 2006 at 7:31 AM

Andrew says:

If you ever get an e-mail with the subject “bill nye waco moon,” you let me know. :)

April 21st, 2006 at 8:51 AM

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