Shh…
So Tom Cruise wanted Katie Holmes to give their daughter a silent birth, because one of the beliefs that Scientology cultists have is that sounds of pain are bad for the kid. (She’s got enough problems — Cruise also believes her body is invested with the souls of dead aliens. Seriously.)
Anyway, comes this news story about California banning the sale of ultrasound machines to anyone but licensed medical professionals — a law that came about because Cruise revealed he had bought and used one to watch his baby grow.
The guy is worried about Katie grunting during birth, but uses a machine that inundates the fetus with sound waves?











miranda says:
I read a story during the endless news cycle for the Alien Baby’s birth that Cruise said Katie could make as much noise as she wanted, its just everyone else needs to be quiet. He also said she could have an epidural if she needed it (another Scientology no-no).
The whole thing is just squicky from beginning to end. And I’ve just terrified myself by knowing this much about Alien Cruise.
I need to go read a book now.