Meanwhile…

…on a planet much like our own, but where the rules of reason don’t apply, the US military says that the suicides of prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay (prisoners whose names we’re not allowed to know, and who are being held without indictment or trial), was an act of war against America.

Yes, you read that right. They attacked us by killing themselves.

But wait, the bang-your-head-against-the-table logic continues, this time from the other side.

Per the BBC:

William Goodman from the New York-based Center for Constitutional Rights told AFP news agency the three dead men were “heroes for those of us who believe in basic American values of justice, fairness and democracy”.

Heroes? For committing suicide? Granted, the term “hero” has lost a lot of meaning these days — but huh?

Put the two together and you get this: These gallant men are heroes for attacking the United States by killing themselves. Roll that one around your head for a while.