Mike Tyson
1. He’s gone from joke to, um, bigger joke.
At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds [in his upcoming "Mike Tyson's World Tour"] and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
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When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”
2. He’s been watching too many episodes of Star Trek: Voyager.

(If you don’t get #2, my apologies.)











Andrew says:
I watched that show for half a season before realizing it was the same old low-quality, post-Roddenberry Star Trek crap. Everyone involved ought to be forced to watch Battlestar Galactica while someone hits them over the head repeatedly saying, “THIS is good science-fiction.”