A swift kick in the pants
Here’s your craigslist ad of the day:
free advice
Reply to: sale-264939472@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-19, 12:43AM EST
i am a multitalented individual with a lot of compassion, and i like to help if i can
whether it’s a business issue, a personal problem, a legal concern, whatever…..i may be able to point you in the right direction, so feel free to contact me
i am not seeking compensation or any other form of consideration
sincerely
david- Location: roanoke
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 264939472
(Calvin and Hobbes fans may or may not get the title.)











Emily says:
This sounds like another project of noted net kook, Michael Crook. If so he’ll act all compassionate and helpful and then after you’ve given him a lot of personal information, he’ll ridicule you on his “website”. But then I’m a cynical, suspicious, mean person.