Living with obesity

Published 9/18/07

My wife bought us a new bathroom scale, and it came with one of those body mass index charts that tells you where you fall in the range of “emaciated” to “morbidly obese.” Foolish me, I weighed myself and checked the chart.

And thus I learned that I’m obese — or at least a Twinkie away from crossing the line from merely “overweight.”

Hmm.

First of all, I certainly need to lose weight. No doubt at all, and you don’t need to point it out. But as one person commented to me, “You’re carrying a few extra pounds, but you wouldn’t call yourself fat.” (Well, Mac users did, but that was because I didn’t praise Apple enough. Another story.)

So overweight, absolutely. And let’s even say “heavy,” although I suspect that if you were describing me to someone that isn’t a word you’d use — it’s not my defining characteristic, like it is for someone like, say, John Goodman.

But obese?

Here’s a recent picture of me — it’s a year or so old and I weigh about the same now:

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According to the Centers for Disease Control, the guy in that picture is grossly overweight, bordering on obese.

This gives me an entirely new perspective on the obesity “epidemic.” According to the CDC, almost one third of adults in the U.S. are obese. (Apparently, that includes me.) So maybe, just maybe, the definition of “obese” is a bit off — maybe there’s something else that needs to be taken into account besides height and weight before giving it a label.

More likely, though, I really am obese and just don’t see myself that way. I’ll think about that the next time I do a cannonball into the local pool.

(Note: If you’re gonna get nasty in the comments section, don’t bother. I’ll just delete it. Snarky is fine, but being a jerk isn’t. And you know what I mean.)

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Ms. Elenaeous says:

When my 90 pound daughter received a “fat letter” from school two years ago I knew this obese crap was out of control. Throw that chart out!

September 18th, 2007 at 10:33 PM

gnomic says:

I’m in that far category entitled “morbidly obese” with a BMI of 39.5. This year - thats to the side effects of some medication I take - I’ve lost over 30lbs. And I’m still morbidly obese. To be normal, I’d have to lose another 70lbs and reach the wight I had in 7th grade. Which is 25 less than when I biked 30 miles/day in high school.

To make matters worse, I had a health scare about 15 years ago and went on a medically supervised diet backed up with the fear of imminent death. Lost 20lbs and weighed a whole 5lbs less that I do now. And - statistically - I died of a heart attack 6 years ago.

What has my fat, dead arse learned from all this? Try to eat well, but eating rice cakes and broth isn’t living. And no matter what I do, my short body is never going to be normal.

I also ran a nursing home for 6 months. Dying of a sudden heart attack isn’t as scary as it used to be.

September 18th, 2007 at 10:59 PM

Eric Berlin says:

A “fat letter?”

September 19th, 2007 at 6:27 AM

Andrew says:

Isn’t that the kind where she’s been accepted to a college?

And Gnomic: Glad to see you’re still with us. And I don’t believe anyone actually likes those rice cakes, no matter what they say.

September 19th, 2007 at 7:44 AM

Ms. Elenaeous says:

Yup, a “fat letter.” Apparently the county schools decided they would weigh and measure all the kids and then send home a letter saying “your child is overweight or obese” and you need to bring them to a doctor. We were shocked to get one for my daughter because she was neither, and I let them know in no uncertain terms I felt that it was ridiculous. Yeah, that’s just what pre-teenage girls need…to get a letter telling them they’ve overweight. Maybe they should have included instructions on how to become anorexic or bulimic too…

September 19th, 2007 at 8:49 AM

Gnomic says:

Welcome to America. We used to hate the irish, the germans, the japs, the black, and the Jews. We now hate the gays, the Mexicans, and fat people.

When we said “give us your tired, your hungry, your poor..” we really meant “your hard-working, thin, and willing to work for nothing (preferably white and english-speaking)”

September 19th, 2007 at 10:04 AM

Miranda says:

Uhm, what’s with the evil laugh when you navigate to each page on your site? It’s kind of creeping me out.

September 19th, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Leland says:

According to the CDC I’m almost dead.

September 19th, 2007 at 3:44 PM

Duncan says:

It’s very clear, Mr. Kantor, that you are sucking in your gut in the photo.

September 20th, 2007 at 2:22 PM

Andrew says:

Yeah, you can’t see it from that shot, but it’s all gone to my feet.

September 20th, 2007 at 2:25 PM

Gnomic says:

That explains the speeding tickets!

September 20th, 2007 at 4:38 PM

tim thornton says:

Hey Andrew,

I agree with Duncan.
Maybe it’s not the amount of weight you carry, but what makes up the weight that matters.
If you spent more time pumping iron, maybe your scales wouldn’t make fun of you. There’s that guy we know who rides bicylcles for miles and miles and he — well, okay, he has a beer gut the size of a small East Coast state.
Nevermind.

September 20th, 2007 at 5:00 PM

Julie says:

Hahahaha (etc)! You’re obese? That’s the most ridiculous thing ever. Next, they’ll be saying that *I’m* overweight! How dare I weigh over 100lbs? How silly…

September 24th, 2007 at 12:55 AM

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