Leland says:

You are evil!

LizM says:

I love it!!! That is just purrrrrfect!

greyrat says:

Meh. We’ve put worse in our own dishwasher — like garening implements — along with our regular dishes.

So, who’s coming over for dinner?

gnomic says:

OMG! I’ve eaten at greyrat’s! That explains a lot!

You want mean?

- Schedule an DR appt for someone else.
- Leave receipts for sex toys in someone elses car/house (how you get them is up to you)
- Dump embarassing garbage around someone else’s trash can and a bit into the neighbor’s yard.
- Look for a job with a embarassing resume in someone else’s name
- send someone cash for winning an embarassing bar bet (suggestive note optional)
- leave a message thanking but declining someone for the offer to swap spouses
- leave a trashcan with fake body parts and blood outside someone’s house. (doesn’t work on halloween). Putting blood on the front bumper is a bonus.

Hmmm. that’s all the (mostly) legal things I can think of.

Has anyone else heard of George Heyduke?

greyrat says:

gnomic: You forgot the one you told me was your favorite — WHICH I HAVE ALSO DONE.

Peel the RFID off of an item in a store and drop it into some innocent person’s purse | bookbag | etc.

Gnomic says:

To clarify - we’re talking about the blue dye packs that they attach to clothes. Drop them into a foil pack (acts like a faraday cage and stops the signal), then drop them in a bag or cart heading into the store. Or simply toss them (slowly - to fast and the don’t go off) back into the store. Or another store.

I bet you can buy them on ebay these days.

Miranda says:

hey, are you implying most single cat owners live alone? :-p