Someone actually said this
Can you imagine the discussion?
"We can’t put it in quotes if someone didn’t say it."
"So what do we do?"
"Find someone to say it. How about Willie?"
"But he’s just the mailboy!"
"Doesn’t matter, as long as someone says these exact words. Otherwise we have to reprint all the boxes."











gnomic says:
The box contains prostitutes and sex toys. The quote is wrong.