There are some jobs out there that I wouldn’t apply for, but that I’d love to see the résumés of those who did. A perfect example (and what prompted me to post this) comes from About.com:

Cheese Guide

QUALIFICATIONS: Our ideal candidate is someone with professional experience in a cheese-related field.

I could, of course, insert some snarky comment here, but there’s no need. The ad speaks for itself. And I trust my commenters to carry the ball, anyway.

As we don’t have an address (nor do I have an official job title) in Richmond yet, but I like to have personal cards to give out, I came up with this:

I almost added “Certified.”