“Shapeshifting vampire demon anchovy”
Published May 14, 2020
Do you need more than that headline to pique your curiosity? How about the fact that it sported a single saber tooth on top and razor fangs on the bottom?
We won’t talk about the thing that’s eating it.
[It] had 16 fang-like curved teeth on its lower jaw that were small in the back and “progressively larger towards the front.” The longest fang was 0.8 inches (2 cm), or about 20% the length of the whole head.